Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
