Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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