i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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