playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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