Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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