so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
