She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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