There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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