Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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