I just made out with a guy for $7.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Randomize
