The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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