Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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