i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
is wine microwaveable?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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