So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she looked like the before picture.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
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