i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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