return my video game
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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