I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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