dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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