I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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