ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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