we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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