You're so nebulous sometimes
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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