The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
How drunk are you?
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