Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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