I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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