Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I forgot how hot balto sounded
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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