But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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