You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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