I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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