I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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