I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
