Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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