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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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