i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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