Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
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