can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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