White coat. Heels.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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