I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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