everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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