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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Someone signed my nipple.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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