When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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