White coat. Heels.
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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