You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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