when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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