You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I think a kid would responsible me up
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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