I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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