It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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