So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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