She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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