sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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