She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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