quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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