I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Can you bring me the toilet please
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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