is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
We need to rekindle our bromance
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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