1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
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