We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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