haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
it's like heaven, but drunker
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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