Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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