she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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